emilianadarling:

One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.

And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.

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zebeau:

what if every piece of clothing you liked or reblogged suddenly appeared in your closet

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

officialunitedstates:

a shoe-shiner spends his morning pouring water on the town’s dirt streets so he can create mud and keep his job.  the people let him do this because if he was unemployed they would have to pay him for doing no job

jaclcfrost:

things to not show in school

  • weakness
  • emotions
  • a pack of gum

tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

(Source: tanakas-moved)